I cannot wait to tell you about this one! A while ago I kept getting targeted for this supposed magical cream for your bum but then I looked at the ingredients and the price… both were kinda wild. Hefty price tag and a roster of ingredients I couldn’t pronounce.
It got me thinking that I don’t really give that sensitive skin area enough attention and then I thought- I could make something better. So here it is! Our ✨ Whole Cream✨ For your holes or wherever you might need it.
Our friends that have tried the many formulations that followed have raved about it as a daily face moisturizer while others have found it offers immediate relief to hemorrhoids & post funny business. Whatever the need may be, this here is your answer.
Wildly soothing botanicals for a powerful little cream that stays light and refreshing while working overtime.
We love it!!!
Winter, recovery, and everyday life can all strip moisture and irritate sensitive areas. We wanted a product that does five things simply: calm, hydrate, protect, repair, and promote healthy elasticity. The result is a soft, spreadable cream that layers under clothing without feeling heavy.
What’s inside (and why it matters)
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Aloe vera a classic: soothes heat and irritation while delivering light hydration.
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Ceramide complex crucial for barrier repair; ceramides help the skin hold onto moisture and protect against irritants.
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Squalane (olive-derived) lightweight emollient that mimics skin’s natural oils; moisturizes without greasiness.
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Shea + jojoba plant butters and oils that offer slip and nourishment for healing and elasticity.
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Licorice root extract helps even tone and calm inflammation.
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Horse chestnut extract supports circulation, which can be helpful in areas prone to sensitivity or swelling.
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Bisabolol, allantoin, vitamin B5 & E — a soothing suite for quick recovery and comfort.
How to use Whole Cream
Use a small amount on clean, dry skin once or twice a day. The cream works well for perianal care, but we also use it on lips, corners of the nose, hands, and belly (especially pregnancy/postpartum). Massage gently and let it absorb — a little goes a long way.
Safety & scent
Whole Cream is fragrance-free, free of parabens and phthalates, and made in small batches in New York City. We keep formulas minimal so people with sensitive skin get results without unnecessary ingredients.
Who this is for
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Postpartum people who want gentle support for tender areas.
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Those with irritation from waxing, intimate activities or hemorrhoids.
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Those with chronically dry or irritated skin.
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If you prefer fragrance-free, small-batch skincare for daily use.
